The Doubleday: Other Sports Roster →

Tyler Drenon of The Doubleday had a fun idea: take other sports stars and imagine them on the baseball field. He asked me to take part and, despite my not knowing anything about any sport other than baseball, he still let me make wild guesses in the dark and submit a few positions. 

Click through to check out the whole thing. Though personally, I would have just submitted a team of robotic Drew Bledsoes since he’s the greatest athlete the world has ever seen.*

*Proven by science. 

mightyflynn:


The Commissioner of Baseball, in appreciation of long and meritorious service, presents this Lifetime Pass

Photo by Jose Bautista

Not pictured: never-ending chocolate fountain and secret to immortality that were also gifted. 

mightyflynn:

The Commissioner of Baseball, in appreciation of long and meritorious service, presents this Lifetime Pass

Photo by Jose Bautista

Not pictured: never-ending chocolate fountain and secret to immortality that were also gifted. 

Jeff Francoeur celebrates at the 3rd Annual Bacon Friday.

For those wondering why Francoeur will forever do no wrong in my heart, just look at a professional athlete hanging out in the A’s parking lot carrying a cardboard piece of bacon with seemingly no PR representative standing guard. 

Say what you will, but Francoeur’s got a killer OBP in my book: Owesome Bacon Patronage. 

(h/t Reddit

Russell Martin Talks Pitch Framing

Have no fear for we will never run out of new pieces of the game to appreciate and study and examine and educate ourselves on. Forget about the fear that statistics or robots or FieldFX will destroy the game, turning it all into a computer simulation, because all new information does is reveal new facets of the game that are more important than we had ever considered. Case in point, pitch framing, a skill that we’re just now realizing might make a player like Jose Molina (career .237/.285/.343) incredibly valuable to a ballclub.

Today, Ben Lindbergh, editor in chief of Baseball Prospectus and probably the biggest pitch framing fan out there, talks to Pirates catcher Russell Martin about the skills he puts to work when framing pitches. It’s an incredibly fascinating interview and when Martin talks about his skill being an ‘art’ it really doesn’t seem that different than a filmmaker or writer’s ‘process.’ 

One of the more fascinating elements is Martin’s relationship with umpires and how they both rely on each other for a fair, well-called game. Says Martin: 

“If it’s a ball, I just catch it, throw it back. Or if it’s right down the middle, I just catch it and throw it back. When it’s a borderline pitch and I need it in a situation, I’ll try and catch and stick it, and hold it for a little extra time. But for the most part, I’m just trying to catch the ball and kind of help the rhythm of the umpire as well. You don’t even mess with him, because if you hold it too long and it’s a borderline pitch and you do it all the time, the fans will start screaming and everybody, the benches, start talking and stuff, and umpires don’t really appreciate that.”

If the little things that add up to big things are of interest to you, and they should be, click through and read the whole article. I mean, it’s Friday afternoon, what else are you doing? 

Baseball to Seriously Consider Expanded Replay for 2014

Now, now, settle down. Before you get all excited, just remember that the A’s have been looking for a place to move to since roughly Bill Clinton came to office, but this is still good news. 

The new czars of replay recommendations are now Joe Torre, Tony La Russa, and John Schuerholz and, in addition to looking at the kinds of systems employed by tennis and the NFL, are investigating the possiblity of having a fifth umpire in the booth and giving umpires headsets to wear.

The fifth umpire and not a challenge system has been the one I’ve long championed as the point of expanding replay is not to create another layer of strategy, with managers trying to mete out their challenges, but to get the calls right. Having a fifth ump who is only watching video footage can only aid in that regard.

To top it all off, if umpires are given headsets, perhaps finally fans will know what’s going on during bizarre stoppages on the field. Too often I’ve been at games where a play is called off, runners are re-arranged on the bases, and it’s up to a search of my Twitter feed to find out what has happened on the field. 

I understand how difficult the umpire’s job is and I think they do a good job 95% of the time. Utilizing the technology we now have, we can make that number inch that much closer to 100. 

The Platoon Advantage: Adrian Beltre Responds to People Touching His Head →

Adrian Beltre really doesn’t like his head touched. Finally, he peels back the mask and lets us know why. 

Hi, Adrian Beltre here. Yes, that Adrian Beltre. And yeah, I get it, you all think it’s pretty hilarious when people try to touch my head and I freak out. I mean, I’m a modern man of the internet, I’ve seen the gifs and even I have a laugh. Just looking at some of these moving pictures, how could you not chuckle?

But see, I’m not a cold, humorless guy. I just read Tim Allen’s book, Don’t Stand Too Close to a Naked Man— talk about a hoot! And if I was really that protective over parts of my body, wouldn’t I wear a protective cup while playing third base? 
Baseball Card of the Week: 
How badass was Bob Watson? Not only could he pull off the Rainbow Stripes and was coming off a season in which he hit .324 with 18 home runs, but he was so flippin’ rad that he had to wear sunglasses for his baseball card. Which, by the way, was taken inside in the Astrodome. A place that saw no sunlight. 
Watson is now Major League Baseball’s Vice President of Rules and On-Field Operations. I can only hope his number one rule for on-field operations is Always Be Cool. 
(image via Number 5 Type Collection) 

Baseball Card of the Week: 

How badass was Bob Watson? Not only could he pull off the Rainbow Stripes and was coming off a season in which he hit .324 with 18 home runs, but he was so flippin’ rad that he had to wear sunglasses for his baseball card. Which, by the way, was taken inside in the Astrodome. A place that saw no sunlight. 

Watson is now Major League Baseball’s Vice President of Rules and On-Field Operations. I can only hope his number one rule for on-field operations is Always Be Cool. 

(image via Number 5 Type Collection

Michael Young Once Again Wiggles His Way Into Our Hearts

From Jerry Crasnick’s Twitter comes an amazing photograph of Michael Young posing with Australian super children’s music group The Wiggles (not to be confused with The Woggles).

The chosen stance in this picture is interesting and can be described as mildly aggressive and happily awkward. I presume he group is actually pointing at a recently punk’d Cole Hamels.

But seriously, I get the feeling that this was a genuine honor for Young. He’s batting 303/.387/.386 on the year.

Carlos Zambrano Rides Again

Carlos Zambrano starts against the Brewers

(Photo via D. Jackson)

Today, the Phillies announced that the team signed Carlos Zambrano to a minor league deal. This, despite the fact that scouts probably describe his performance last season as “pretty bad.”

He spent the entire year with the Marlins. In 132.1 innings across 20 starts and 15 relief appearances, Zambrano posted a 4.49 ERA, 1.50 WHIP, and atrocious 95/75 K/BB ratio. The Phillies need the rotation help, and what better a move to make than signing Big Z, who will surely bring the fiery temper that the team needs to make things uncomfortable.

A minor league deal carries little risk for Philadelphia, obviously, and I’m sure there are a few Cub fans out there who read the news and reflexively think about Zambrano’s run from 2003 - 2006, and of the good seasons he had after that.  I’m glad someone has those memories, too.

If Carlos makes it to the Majors this year, imagine being a fly in the wall in a clubhouse with both Zambrano and Michael Young. There’s a sitcom in there, somewhere, and truth be told, he might help the team with his bat. The dude is a career .238/.248/.388 hitter with 24 home runs.

 

electricwarriors:

The Rays have a Merengue band performing in the clubhouse today and they have, naturally, suspended plantains in the air. (via Marc Topkin)
“Because why not” seems to be the Rays’ motto this season.

I, for one, cannot wait for the book that comes out 30 years from now: “Plantains in the Air and Cowboys on the Ground: How the Joe Maddon-led Rays Changed the Course of Baseball.” 

electricwarriors:

The Rays have a Merengue band performing in the clubhouse today and they have, naturally, suspended plantains in the air. (via Marc Topkin)

“Because why not” seems to be the Rays’ motto this season.

I, for one, cannot wait for the book that comes out 30 years from now: “Plantains in the Air and Cowboys on the Ground: How the Joe Maddon-led Rays Changed the Course of Baseball.” 

(via teammanchild)

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