My Imaginary Mid-Game Twitter Feed from CJ Wilson

Wilson picked up his 14th win as he allowed only two hits across 7.2 innings in the Rangers 3-0 victory against the Royals. CJ Wilson is one of the rare pitchers who makes me wish players had access to their smartphones during games. Here is what I wish Wilson could have been tweeting throughout:

Just got to the stadium. Playing the Royals. More like the Spoyals. Like spoiled food. Get it? #SickBurn

Seriously, Willie Bloomquist got the first hit off of me? That’s like…Willie Bloomquist getting the first hit off of me.

It’s 88 degrees in Kansas City. Feels like a cool breeze between by legs. Thanks KC! #Baseballweatherman

Apparently, I’m feeling very charitable. First Bloomquist and now Jai Miller?! Is he even a real player? Is this Bring Your Kid to Work Day?

Next time Wash takes me out with a shutout, I’m gonna punch him in the head. Just kidding, Ron! #Seriously #IAmNotKidding

Unfortunately Kyle Davies had to take the loss (8.1 IP, 3 R), but someone has to lose.

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