For those currently watching the game, you know that Yuniesky Betancourt has made multiple plays that he never once made while in Kansas City. This can mean only one thing: that Yuniesky Betancourt has been devoured and then replicated by a being of extraterrestrial origin. 
I firmly expect Bud Selig to order Yuniesky Betancourt’s blood to be tested with a copper wire after the game, current CBA be damned: 

For those currently watching the game, you know that Yuniesky Betancourt has made multiple plays that he never once made while in Kansas City. This can mean only one thing: that Yuniesky Betancourt has been devoured and then replicated by a being of extraterrestrial origin. 

I firmly expect Bud Selig to order Yuniesky Betancourt’s blood to be tested with a copper wire after the game, current CBA be damned: 

  1. an-idleteen reblogged this from oldtimefamilybaseball
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    I agree.
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