Jim Thome May Return…If Someone Wants Him

As if someone wouldn’t want the strongest man with a smile that washes dishes on their team. From the Associated Press:

“I’ll keep playing. I just need teams to call me. I can’t go play in the backyard by myself. I don’t know the demand for a 41-year-old DH, but my passion is I want to continue to play.”

Thome had considered just throwing a tennis ball into the air and batting it around, but after breaking his adjacent neighbors’ windows and maiming Mrs. Henderson’s cat, Thome decided that he needed to head out to some larger pastures.