BREAKING NEWS: Pat Burrell Is The Machine →

Thanks to The Fightins, there is now photo evidence that Pat “The Bat” Burrell, who has a thing for nudity, is “The Machine” that drives the Giants. It seems that Burrell likes to throw Christmas parties and come down in the middle of them dressed in his most festive gimp outfit.

Click the link if you’d like to see the evidence. And thank The Fightins for passing along this most crucial of information.

  1. frederickalfredporcello reblogged this from oldtimefamilybaseball
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    That’s hilarious! Why doesn’t he just say what happened? Clearly Wilson doesn’t know what happened.
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