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Thoughts that go through Ron Washington’s head when it’s time to make stressful bullpen decisions: Uhhh… Ummmm…. Gee, I, uhh… That hot dog the kid in row three is eating looks delicious. Maybe I could get one. What’s going on again? Oh right! The bullpen. Let’s see here. Ummm… How did they come up with the name bullpen? It’s not a bull and it’s not a pen, but I tell you! I gotta tell Vladi this joke, he’ll love it. Oh shit! The bullpen. Right. Umm. What’s that guy’s name? The really good pitcher. I think it starts with an N. It’s like Nutter Butter, or… Nutella. It’s something like an N, though. Is it Michael Kirkman? Or maybe it’s Mark Lowe.  Screw it. I’ll close my eyes and point. (AP Photo)

Thoughts that go through Ron Washington’s head when it’s time to make stressful bullpen decisions:

  • Uhhh…
  • Ummmm….
  • Gee, I, uhh…
  • That hot dog the kid in row three is eating looks delicious. Maybe I could get one.
  • What’s going on again?
  • Oh right! The bullpen. Let’s see here.
  • Ummm…
  • How did they come up with the name bullpen? It’s not a bull and it’s not a pen, but I tell you! I gotta tell Vladi this joke, he’ll love it.
  • Oh shit! The bullpen. Right.
  • Umm.
  • What’s that guy’s name? The really good pitcher. I think it starts with an N. It’s like Nutter Butter, or… Nutella. It’s something like an N, though.
  • Is it Michael Kirkman?
  • Or maybe it’s Mark Lowe. 
  • Screw it. I’ll close my eyes and point.

(AP Photo)

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