Have $20 Million Burning a Hole In Your Pocket?

Instead of buying 3 million Josh Labandeira bobbleheads (career .000/.000/.000 line in 14 at-bats with the Expos in 2004), why not become a part owner of the New York Mets. With your minor investment, you’ll gain:

“Access to Mr. Met, the team mascot, although the degree of access is not entirely spelled out. It definitely means you, as a part-owner, can schmooze with Mr. Met at Citi Field. It’s less clear whether you could get him to come to your child’s birthday party without a fee.”

It’s like an on-call escort, but one that doesn’t skirt the realms of illegality! Even better, as partial team owner, you’ll be given a business card that reads “Owner” in Cillian Rail type.

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For $20 mil Mr. Met should drive me to...ballpark everyday, and I should be able to take...
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I hate the Wilpons.
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Buying lottery tickets now.
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Have $20 Million Burning a Hole In Your Pocket?