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 Here’s a translation courtesy of Reddit user Kuhe: “Known as the “Home Run King of the Black Cross Brigade”. He knocks back his enemies’ weapons with his proudly held bat. He attacks with white baseballs. His internal head-mounted pitching machine shoots ball shaped bombs. The GoRanger Hurricane turned into a baseball and got him with three pitches three strikes, beautifully taking him out.” Why this is not already a cartoon, a three movie franchise, and a stuffed animal that when you squeeze it screams “You’re out!” I’ll never know. American soda is just so pedestrian. (via Reddit)

 Here’s a translation courtesy of Reddit user Kuhe:

“Known as the “Home Run King of the Black Cross Brigade”. He knocks back his enemies’ weapons with his proudly held bat. He attacks with white baseballs. His internal head-mounted pitching machine shoots ball shaped bombs. The GoRanger Hurricane turned into a baseball and got him with three pitches three strikes, beautifully taking him out.”

Why this is not already a cartoon, a three movie franchise, and a stuffed animal that when you squeeze it screams “You’re out!” I’ll never know. American soda is just so pedestrian.

(via Reddit)

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