Incontrovertible Proof that Jose Bautista is Clean

Former Blue Jay Jesse Barfield on how to check for steroids:

“When you look at guys, you have a pretty good idea of whether they are on something or not. It’s not natural to have muscles growing out of your neck like this,” Barfield said, holding his hands on his neck in a big circle.

Barfield said outfielders using PED’s build up their muscles so much around their shoulders, they can’t throw.

“They can’t get the arm up over the top because of how the muscles are built up,” he said. “It’s not natural. Guys who could throw, suddenly can’t throw….”

“Bautista is clean. He’s been one of the most tested players in the majors,” he said. “But you just know. You shake his hand and he’s got a muscular grip and arm but you can tell he isn’t built like those guys on something. And he can throw.”

Guess that means Tim Tebow’s on steroids, huh? (Come on, that’s a great joke. Oh stop it, you loved it.)