Jose Reyes’ Shave and a Haircut

On Friday, MLB Network will be broadcasting Jose Reyes’ haircut so that he can fit in with the new spic-and-span Marlins. This promises to be the biggest reveal since Geraldo opened Capone’s vault.

That said, people are quite hopeful of how Reyes will look when he’s finished. What look will he go with? Here are a few options I hope he choses:

The Morrissey:

The Moe:

The Gary Spivey:

The Oscar Gamble:

The Don Draper: 

The Life of the Party:

The Teen Wolf:


Have any suggestions? Send me your MS Paincuts and I’ll add them to the post. 

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    fantastic. Worth
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    Is it problematic...Jose’s fab dreads upsets...THIS much? I...
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