Yankees to Introduce Two Fragrances

Finally. I’m so tired of coming home from baseball games and smelling only of grass, hot dogs, beer, and stale, day old sweat. Now I can smell like a champ. 

Take it away, Wallace Matthews

Called, simply, “New York Yankees” and “New York Yankees for Her,” the team will introduce two “official fragrances” at a cocktail reception in Manhattan on Tuesday, February 21. Smells like money.

I take it Jean-Baptiste Grenouille will be a barred from entering Yankee Stadium? 

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    OMFG that first comment is priceless.
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    This sounds, or should I say smells, like one more reason to hate the Yankees… What a joke. (I almost wrote no offense,...
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