Moneyball 2020
After Billy Beane signed a 7 year extension that will keep him in gold and green until 2019, Hollywood rushed the Moneyball sequel into development.
The Year is 2020. Billy Beane and Peter Brand stand in Cormac McCarthy’s Oakland Coliseum. They wear leather jumpsuits covered in spikes.
Peter Brand: Our goal should not be to buy wins. Our goal should be to buy…robots. And lasers.
The sound of wrenching metal and anguished screams are heard outside. A giant shadow crosses Billy Beane’s face.
Billy Beane: We’re…
Crash zoom.
Billy Beane:…too late.
The screen goes up in flames. More screams. Cut to Black. Directed by Michael Bay.
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