My god…that gun barrel, (gasp) it’s like…it’s instructing me to kill. No, uniforms, I won’t…I…my god, I’m no longer in control of my limbic system. Stop arms, stop! No, don’t strangle the postman, stop! Arrrrghhh, Bud Selig why did you let this happen?! 
(This was a selection from my upcoming play: The Colt 45s: America’s Greatest Danger. For those confused, there was a time when the Colt 45s were going to have to go gun barrel-free.)

My god…that gun barrel, (gasp) it’s like…it’s instructing me to kill. No, uniforms, I won’t…I…my god, I’m no longer in control of my limbic system. Stop arms, stop! No, don’t strangle the postman, stop! Arrrrghhh, Bud Selig why did you let this happen?! 

(This was a selection from my upcoming play: The Colt 45s: America’s Greatest Danger. For those confused, there was a time when the Colt 45s were going to have to go gun barrel-free.)

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