(Photo from Red Bull’s official website)
Following in Tim Lincecum’s foot steps, Evan Longoria has signed on to endorse Red Bull. Lincecum was content to sate the daredevil within via some extreme off-roading. As you can see from the above photo, Longoria took to the skies, fulfilling what I only assume is a childhood dream to live, if only for a moment, as Luke Skywalker a la Battle of Yavin.
(Interior, war room of Rebel base. The strike force has just been told that the vent opening through which they will need to shoot a pair of proton torpedoes, destroying the Death Star, is only two meters wide.)
Wedge Antilles: That’s impossible! Even for a computer.
Evan Skywalker: It’s not impossible. I used to mash baseballs with my baseball bat back home. They’re not much bigger than a few inches in diameter. I was also the AL Rookie of the Year in 2008, have a career OPS of .879, and am just 26 years old.