It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize that if you have a fantasy baseball team, you don’t talk about it. Not because fantasy baseball is, in itself, boring, but because your team, most likely, isn’t a compelling subject for anyone other than you. Especially if the person at the other end of the conversation isn’t a baseball fan. Another thing to point out is that there are a slew of websites that have already said whatever you were going to say about Brian McCann’s trade value.
As a result, when I came across this Morpheus meme on Quckmeme I had to both share and use it to admit my previous shortcomings. And because I can’t embed or download the picture from Quickmeme, I’ve reproduced it to mimic its original form.
But I’m reformed! I’ve changed! And I won’t mention that the Old Time Family Baseball Utility League is happening THIS SEASON and has been the grittiest damn fantasy baseball league the world has ever known.