Gio Gonzalez’s Dating Requirements
Yesterday, like all modern gentlemen, Gio Gonzalez took to Twitter to find a date:
In addition, he has these rules which were specified in the fine print:
- Must be a bio-organic creature.
- Prefer someone with 10 fingers, but minimum is 8.
- Must be experienced with Microsoft Access.
- Blue eyes or like, those mixed cat eye things, ya know? What are those called?
- D/D free.
- But D&D experienced would be great. I am Warlocke the Proud.
- Have three years of experience dating people through Twitter.
- Must enjoy the work of Kierkegaard, but not be a fanatic about it.
- Offer valid only for continental United States and Puerto Rico.
- Serious inquiries only.
(h/t Getting Blanked)