No, the most impressive part of Matt Cain’s perfect game was not the combination of zero hits and zero walks. Nor was it Cain’s fourteen strikeouts and absolute dominance over the Astros. Rather, it was that someone from the future built a time machine just to witness the affair. 
Water jetpack, my ass. That’s code for “Government Conspiracy.” Video here and embedded below: 
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No, the most impressive part of Matt Cain’s perfect game was not the combination of zero hits and zero walks. Nor was it Cain’s fourteen strikeouts and absolute dominance over the Astros. Rather, it was that someone from the future built a time machine just to witness the affair. 

Water jetpack, my ass. That’s code for “Government Conspiracy.” Video here and embedded below: 

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