Today’s Exciting Transactions of Little Importance

Nationals DFA Justin Maxwell - Tinkers Ghost put it best: “There’s hitting rock bottom, and then there’s being DFA’d for Alex Cora.”

Adam Kennedy Arrested on DUI - With Josh Lueke’s rape, Milton Bradley’s threats, and now Adam Kennedy’s DUI, the Mariners are becoming baseball’s version of the Portland JailBlazers.

Cubs Sign Braden Looper, Augie Ojeda - Looper’s back after sitting out all of 2010 and it remains to be seen if at 36 he can replicate his greatest strength which was taking the ball every five days no matter what. Ojeda returns to the team which he played for from 2000-2003. Considering that Ojeda is now 36 and has a .640 OPS over the last three years, this is probably akin to salmon returning home to spawn and die. 

Orioles Sign Nick Bierbrodt - Proving that they’re not hexakosioihexekontahexaphobists, the Orioles signed the former first-round pick who has a career 6.66 ERA in 144.2 career innings. 

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