Pedroia Wins A Race At Suffolk Downs
I was going to quote Lewis Black, but I think I’ve caused myself enough embarrassment on this blog:
“Pedroia, a chestnut filly, won the third race at Suffolk Downs today.
Ridden by Hector Ramos and trained by Arthur Duffy, Jr., the 4-year-old sat off the pace and seized command at the top of the stretch, drawing off by 9 3/4 lengths and completing the one mile and 70 yard distance in 1:47.60.”
Anyone else imagining like, five or six Dustin Pedroias all squeezing themselves into a horse costume?