Like the Villain in a Bad Episode of Captain Planet, John Olerud Hates Trees
Evidence A: John Olerud hates trees so much, he refused to practice his swing while carrying a baseball bat, something made out of trees.
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Evidence B: In a dispute with his neighbor whose tree is blocking his view and that he would like chopped down, Olerud said:
“You guys saw the trees. They’re not attractive trees. I would say they’re the kind of tree that only an arborist would love.”
Those damn bleeding heart arborists, loving every piece of trash that grows out of the ground. Don’t they know that John Olerud’s view is more important?