Bryce Harper has either (please select one): 
A. Brought back the war paint
B. Dressed up as Batman, properly blacking out the eyes, and forgot to clean up after himself
C. Has a side job as a chimney sweep. 
D. Is an orphan in a community theatre production of David Copperfield
E. Wanted to fit in with a group of racoons, a la Jane Goodall. 
F. All of the above. 
(via Nats Enquirer) 

Bryce Harper has either (please select one): 

A. Brought back the war paint

B. Dressed up as Batman, properly blacking out the eyes, and forgot to clean up after himself

C. Has a side job as a chimney sweep. 

D. Is an orphan in a community theatre production of David Copperfield

E. Wanted to fit in with a group of racoons, a la Jane Goodall. 

F. All of the above. 

(via Nats Enquirer

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