Hang On, I Gotta Dusty Baker the Bathroom

I solemnly promise that the above headline is going to be the hot new phrase sweeping the nation.

Dusty Baker on his final, inglorious days as the Cubs manager in 2006:

“At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day. That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’”

Most people are blaming Michael Barrett or Todd Walker, but I’m going to guess it’s Derrek Lee. It’s always the quiet ones that get you.

(h/t Hardball Talk)

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