Austin Romine is a Magician

Mark Newman, Yankees VP of Baseball Operations, in an interview with John Sickels¬†on Austin Romine’s superpowers:

"Romine can really catch. He turns bullets into marshmallows."

So if you’re looking for reason #6,437 that baseball is the greatest human invention since the Gutenberg Bible, you can add the simple and everyday use of bizarre metaphors to describe otherwise ordinary baseball activities to the list.

I really love this game.

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    …I’m not even quite sure what that means…but I like it!!
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