When winning an American Mustache Award, the biggest question is then where to properly display it?
You could be like John Axford and put it over your bar, highlighted by scotch whiskeys and crystal skulls. Or you could throw it up in the bathroom, making people stare intently at it whenever they have to go ‘number two.’
Personally, I would hang it from my facial hair, proudly displaying my award winning lip fuzzies, but that’s a dream for another day, another time.
(via Axford’s Instagram, h/t BLS)