Old Time Family Baseball

• 11th December 2012
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Earlier today, Kevin Youkilis signed a one year, $12 million contract with the New York Yankees. Unfortunately, this fractured our current timeline into three, separate, distinct, and terrifying futures. 

It will be up to our NASA scientists, the ones who created this chart, to re-align us onto the proper path. The only problem? We’ll never know if we’re in the proper timeline until it’s too late. 

(for hi-res version, one that may give you some chance of reading the writing, click here) 

May god help us all. 

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   Walks still posts .400 OBP … ugh. #nevermind #offseasondesperation

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    I always knew the world would end because of the Yankees.

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    This is kind of fantastic. #YOUK

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    Hahaha oh my god this is it the world is truly over with youkilis is on the Yankees

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    Youk! Say it ain’t so!

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    basically.

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38. travisequalsmusic said: I like the “Still posts .400 OBP”…
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    This was really upsetting. How can you leave...from you major league debut until last...

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