Things You May Have Missed While You Were Living Your Life

While you were busy trying to squeeze your way onto a locked high school field, real life baseball things still happened. What you may have missed:

Lance Berkman signs with the Rangers. It may not be the Astros, but everyone’s favorite large-headed, cat-like, and Elvis-resembling hitter is headed back to Texas. Just don’t ask him to walk out onto the field.

Dontrelle Willis signs minor league deal with Cubs. Watching Dontrelle Willis pitch will never stop being an exciting time. Even when he’s walking everyone that comes to the plate, you gotta admit, it’s exciting.

Pitchers stealing bases. Probably the most important thing you’ll ever read. And see. Because there are gifs.

The Ansel Adams baseball card. No, he’s not going to murder you. Maybe.

Graham Womack’s annual 50 best players not in the Hall of Fame. Like a classic movie, it just gets better every year.