Old Time Family Baseball

Baseball Card of the Week:

From the first two sentences on the back of the card:

“Scrappy and hard-nosed, Dan is a gamer who plays hard and never stops trying to beat the other team. An aggressive batter (what did you expect?), he is a terrific high-fastball hitter with deceptive power to all fields.”

From the original, unedited, and intended opening:

“God, Dan Gladden is just so freakin’ scrappy. He’s like the most hard-nosed, aggressive, get dirty and just don’t care guy. Look at that hair, flowing in the wind. That’s the hair of a gritty gamer. And those thighs: milky white, soft. I love you Dan Gladden.”