Evan Kaufman: First Draft Names For Roy Hobbes’ Bat, Wonderboy

Awesome Dude
MarvelKid
Star Child
Wondermentyouth
Ol’ Lightning Twig
The Third Leg
Roy’s Rod
The Roy Rogers
Roy Howdy!
Hobbeses Nob
Stumpy
The Fat Toothpick
Good Stick
Best Durn Bat In The Whole County
The Bat Formerly Known As A Tree
Bat…Man
Stair-roids to Heaven
Turd Log
Ol’ Hickory
Mr. 3000 Starring Bernie Mac
Woody Allen
Pussy Slayer

Evan Kaufman is a comedian/writer living in New York. He knows that Randy Newman wrote original lyrics for the Natural Theme song and will sing it, if prompted.

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