Evan Kaufman: First Draft Names For Roy Hobbes’ Bat, Wonderboy

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  • Awesome Dude
  • MarvelKid
  • Star Child
  • Wondermentyouth
  • Ol’ Lightning Twig
  • The Third Leg
  • Roy’s Rod
  • The Roy Rogers
  • Roy Howdy!
  • Hobbeses Nob
  • Stumpy
  • The Fat Toothpick
  • Good Stick
  • Best Durn Bat In The Whole County
  • The Bat Formerly Known As A Tree
  • Bat…Man
  • Stair-roids to Heaven
  • Turd Log
  • Ol’ Hickory
  • Mr. 3000 Starring Bernie Mac
  • Woody Allen
  • Pussy Slayer

Evan Kaufman is a comedian/writer living in New York. He knows that Randy Newman wrote original lyrics for the Natural Theme song and will sing it, if prompted.

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