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In the bottom of the ninth inning, Romo threw three sliders, each more powerful than the last, and Justin Upton could do nothing but flail blindly at them. The United States government has long known of this power and have been trying to apply the deadly power and laser sharp accuracy of Sergio Romo’s pitch to the Pentagon’s weapon cache. Thus far scientists have been unable to replicate the pitch in a laboratory setting, but rumor has it that Romo’s pitch would bring an end to all the wars across the land.  On another note, Romo’s Burnsides are spectacular, as well.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Romo threw three sliders, each more powerful than the last, and Justin Upton could do nothing but flail blindly at them.

The United States government has long known of this power and have been trying to apply the deadly power and laser sharp accuracy of Sergio Romo’s pitch to the Pentagon’s weapon cache. Thus far scientists have been unable to replicate the pitch in a laboratory setting, but rumor has it that Romo’s pitch would bring an end to all the wars across the land. 

On another note, Romo’s Burnsides are spectacular, as well.

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    Ambrose Burnside Romo
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    Bitches know not of Sergio Romo’s slider.
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