In some cultures he’s called “The Ascended.” In others “Stork God.” In America, we just call him, “Don Kelly: American Hero and Total Badass.”  
Watch the MLB highlight below where, with shades atop his head and socks pulled up high, Kelly leaps into the stratosphere, dangerous lack of oxygen be damned, and brings back a JP Arencibia home run that would otherwise land atop Mount Olympus. 
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In some cultures he’s called “The Ascended.” In others “Stork God.” In America, we just call him, “Don Kelly: American Hero and Total Badass.”  

Watch the MLB highlight below where, with shades atop his head and socks pulled up high, Kelly leaps into the stratosphere, dangerous lack of oxygen be damned, and brings back a JP Arencibia home run that would otherwise land atop Mount Olympus. 

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    Reblogging for Allison. And because the commentary is hilarious.
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