Dodgers Lack Funds to Meet Payroll

Everyone else in LA is broke, so it would make sense that the Dodgers are too. Frank McCourt does have a few ideas to help make ends meet, however:

Start only six players per game with forced vacation time for bench players.
Cut bullpen, make starters really earntheir paychecks.
Turn off the stadium lights between innings.
Charge fans different prices depending on when they enter. A fan coming in the first inning will be charged more than the vast majority who enter around the third.
Auction off starting shortstop position to the highest bidder.