Saying no to drugs is hard, what with after school specials telling us that at every corner is a friendly drug dealer just waiting to offload some “primo samples” on us. 
And having personal life coaches watching over us all the time can get expensive.
That’s why dropping $495 on a Barry Bonds wristband is an absolute steal. Every time you think about hitting that black tar heroin, just look down at your wrist and think, “What would Barry want me to do in this situation?” 
FACT: Had Barry Bonds been wearing this, he would have been able to say no to Greg Anderson and Victor Conte. But without this protective wristband, the spirit is weak. 
Buy it at eBay. 
(h/t my main man, Ryan Skut) 

Saying no to drugs is hard, what with after school specials telling us that at every corner is a friendly drug dealer just waiting to offload some “primo samples” on us. 

And having personal life coaches watching over us all the time can get expensive.

That’s why dropping $495 on a Barry Bonds wristband is an absolute steal. Every time you think about hitting that black tar heroin, just look down at your wrist and think, “What would Barry want me to do in this situation?” 

FACT: Had Barry Bonds been wearing this, he would have been able to say no to Greg Anderson and Victor Conte. But without this protective wristband, the spirit is weak. 

Buy it at eBay

(h/t my main man, Ryan Skut

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