Bryce Harper Blows Pitcher a Kiss After Hitting Home Run

Bryce Harper is young, brash, talented, and supremely unlikeable. When Harper hit his 14th home run of the season off of the Greensboro Grasshopper’s Zachary Neal, Harper decided to pucker up and show his affection as he was rounding third base. Take a look at the video here and passed along by the Washington DC hub of SB Nation:

It will be interesting to see if Harper finishes the season with more HRs or HBPs. Of course, the far more important issue that no one is discussing is what Harper has done to the mustache:

Some may say I’m just jealous of an 18-year-old kid who can grow a thin, but still more fully developed lip worm than I can, but that’s not true. The sad facts are that Harper has taken man’s greatest gift to the world, the mustache or moustache, and by combining it with that dead muskrat cut he’s got going on in the back, ruined it for everyone.