Up Close and Extremely Personal With Casper Wells

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(Photo by Lakeland Local)

Casper Wells, the well-named Major League thespian, recently had a sit down with Patrick Cain of NotGraphs and let us, the unwashed public, into the deepest and darkest corners of his psyche.

My two favorite answers:

“3. What turns you on?

What turns me?! Hitting baseballs solid.

4. What turns you off?

Umm, these are all pertaining to baseball, just so you know… probably striking out.”

It’s quite obvious that Casper Wells was answering truthfully until he slowly realized that some people may misinterpret his forbidden desires.

It’s okay, Casper. I, and I would gather many obsessed baseball fans, feel the same way. There is a place for us. And that place is the internet.

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