Red Sox Sign Charlie Haeger

Someone should call NATO because the Red Sox are building an army of knuckleballers. Please ignore Haeger’s performance while with Tacoma, as it was merely the first necessary part of the Red Sox’s clever plan to let him fall into their devious clutches.

Should this act of aggression go unchecked, Wakefield and Haeger could blaze a path through the country, destroying any city left in their way, on route to world domination. 

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