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Beer Man Saves Young Fan At Nats Game

As the Washington Post reports, with a young child choking, beer slinger Emmanuel Marlow leapt into action, giving the boy the Heimlich maneuver to dislodge whatever ballpark frank or pretzel chunk was blocking the airflow. Marlow, with steely aplomb, then stood up and returned to his beer duties. This man is the closest thing to a real-life Batman that we’re going to get. 

Consider:

  • He wakes up at 3 am everyday to help care for patients with Parkinson’s disease.
  • He serves beer, the beverage of life, every evening as fans suffer through another Nationals defeat.
  • He saves lives.
  • He then continues to serve beer.

And now, to return you to a simpler time. I speak, naturally, of the 1990s: 

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    reminds me, on my evil ex’s list...crimes: one jacked Joan Osborne CD.
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